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What Do You Mean

HARR HARRRRR I'm such a ninny :iconimhappyplz:

IT'S BECAUSE I'M FLAT, ISN'T IT?!

You're not scared now,
but you will be when you see
my cock :iconcockplz: B-]

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 is grand indeeeed! >W< FUCK YOU XION! FUCKK YOUUU!~ ;W;
YOU MAKE POWERADE DISGUST ME!

LAST NIIIGHT! <<333

Sat Nov 21, 2009, 9:58 AM
  • Mood: uNF!
  • Listening to: Arcade Fire- Wake Up <<3333
  • Reading: just finished 'speak'..sooo
  • Watching: the sexy computer screen B-]
  • Playing: game system CONFISCATED 8D
  • Eating: .....computer cord?
  • Drinking: SPITZZZ,,,,BITCH!
[WARNING: extremely love dovey heartsy, so if you don't want to puke, don't read XD]
I know I haven't been on very much
and I know i haven't been talking to you schemeing FOOLS very much XD
hahha jk~! i love you >.> :D XD

welll, last night deserved a journal!!
but first I'll explain....


Dylan.

SHE has always wanted to be half male,
meaning to get TOP srugery at her 18th
but would never want a penis.

she likes being called a he,
and I love that :] a lot.

and I met her on monday...yes this monday!!
and i know it's going fast, but I swear she's special,
like I don't even feel like this is going too fast,
that's how amazing she is :]

well she asked me to go to the movies, well we both asked each other
pretty much XD but she asked if it was a date, or not,
and I said yes it's a date, because I sort of want her
in my pants, hahhaha XD

and...well last night, was that date! X3

and I'm going to explain it to you, RIGHT NAOW!

so firssttt, I needa tell you how we met.

I saw her around the school, thought she was gorgeous,
but was too pussy to go up to her and say hi,
and so I saw her waiting for her friend to urinate in the bathroom
while I was doing the same [waiting] and she just kept on looking forward,
into the bathroom, while I looked towards the sinks,
and she didn't notice me staring, sooooo XD
and well I stared at her for the longest time XD
like "dayumn, she's fucckinn fiiineee" hahahhaa XD
well I was just looking at her
and noticed how adorable her smile wass,
and how good she looked X]
and then her friend finished, and left
and then my friend finished, and we left
and we were walking down the hall, to the usual spot in the tunnel
then I saw her talking to drake, one of my close friends!!!!!
so I was like *GHASP!* and so after she left, I ran up to drake
and was like "YOU KNOW HER? OMGOMGOMG!!ORIADJHGDSOIHGOS;LKAHDJNTF;AX\"
and he was like "emily?" [thats her real name, but she likes being called Dylan,,, soooo]
and I was like..."well i dunno...i dun know her XD"
and soo drake talked to her and showed her my pic,
and she was like "dayumn! hook me up!" hahahha and so we met on monday,
and it was just immediate connection X3
and we've been hanging out all through the week,
so yeah :D

noww, TO THE DATE!!!
okay, first, we waited in line, picking up small conversation...
kinda awkward. XD
and so we got into the movie,
and sat through the preveiws, and when the movie started [2012]
she grabbed my hand and held it X3333
and I squeezed back and I whispered to her "I was waiting for that"
haha X3
so yeah, we held hands throughout the whole entire movie, never parting XXX333333
and she kept on rubbing her thumb against mine :]
and then she took her free hand and kept on caressing my clutched hand,
and she kept on slipping her fingers into my jacket sleeve and rubbing my wrist
OH MY GOD, most amazing sensation EVEERRR!
i almost jizzed my pants, to tell you the truth XXDDD

and so I rested my head on her shoulder, and used my free hand to
caress her arm, leading to her cluched hand,
and we both "caressed" eachother throughout the whole movie XX333
it sounds so dirty, but ess not!!!
XD
and then the sucky movie ended,
and we left the theater,
and walked outside a little bit, holding hands.
then we saw her step mum driving by, so were like, whats she doing here,
so we turned around and started walking back,
then she suddenly stopped and sighed, then tried to kiss me
and I was so surprised I froze for like three seconds,
and then she was like "ahh, I'm sorry, I made this way more awkward, than it should have been"
and I couldn't talk, because I was all out of order, XD so I mumbled like an idiot XD
and then FINALLY she leaned in and kissed me
a little peck, why yes indeed, X3
but it wasnt like *peck* DONE
like really quick, it was the longest, sexiest, cutest peck I've ever...pecked XD
and then she did it again, but even sexier, and ahhkk
I almost meltteeeddd! lets just say it was freezing outside at ten o clock at night
and after the kiss, I was almost sweating XD
and then yeah :] her aunt drove me home, and that was the end.
I STIIILLL have butterflies from last night!
jesus, I'm afraid I might get too attached,
hopefully not XD
god, I swear she's the one, because I wouldn't have let this progress so quickly
if I didn't know she was so special.
hjahha XD

sorry for the whole....lovey dovey crap, but it's how I feel XD
and yeah, :] that's how it went!
and I'm extremely happy she's in my life! X33333

from now on, I'lll be talking about her more, so just a warning XD

so yeah! that;s it!
see yah mah sexy olives!!!!!

<3 :3333

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Oh Suh-nap!

LIEKS!
-fake penises
-reddish purple cocks
-sexy hotels
-Billy Mays
-Vince Shlomi I guess [I just love his nuts]
-the word TIT
-long walks on the golf court
-silly garden decorations
-gay sex >.>
-men with missions >.>
-little boobies 8D
-sexy mother fucking musik
-pretty hair >w<
-W O O D ! [like omg lol]
-APPLE FUCKING ALASKANS!


DISLIEKS!
-GIRAFFES! WHEN WILL YOU UNDERSTAND THEY DON'T EXIST?!
-bruised potatoes
-annoying people D:
-bitter clementines
-rabbid squirrels
-the sun *SHUUNNNNNN*
-fire breathing angrey cock ;w; [they hurt me D':]
-TAKING OUT THE FUCKING TRASH CANS!
-DOING THE FUCKING DISHES!
-when my cats/meliah touch me at night >:[
-PISSED OFF CATS!!!

Hobbies/things I DO
-making wooden figures 8D
-Touching man chests B-][like Aarons] and liking it B-] XD
-eating combination.......muhtha fuckin' burritos!
-ANIMALLSSS
-hair.
-drawing....
-raising a cock/duck/goose/dino duck farm
-Manga
-trophies [I BEAT UP A CAR!]
-clippies
-homosexual things :]


I laugh too much T^T

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: in a place that is not being stalked...I'd like to keep it that way
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: 69, babeh *squigly eyebrows*
  • Print preference: Nicotine makes your genetals taste bad :/
  • Interests: MAN ON MAN, BITCH! but most of alllll AKUROKU <3
  • Favourite movie: IRON GIANT! <3 TRANSFORMERS <3 BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN <3
  • Favourite band or musician: phantasmagoria.maximum the hormone.depeche mode.atomic smile. attic.henry homesweet. P!ATD.
  • Favourite genre of music: techno, alternative, rock, screamo...a lot ;]
  • Favourite artist: PearlEden <3 I love his wolfies <3
  • Favourite poet or writer: well i think he moved to an island..somewhere up north in the Bahamaz kalled SHUT THE HELL UP!
  • Favourite photographer: anyone who can take good pictures?
  • Favourite style of art: I have a lot...I like colorful things and anime...soooo
  • Operating System: Show me your genetals B-]
  • MP3 player of choice: my computer :/
  • Shell of choice: ARMADILLAH! XD
  • Wallpaper of choice: it's times like these I feel lied to by the jetsons XD
  • Skin of choice: The sexy skin of a WHORSE! >:D or a noble steed. PICK YOUR CHOOSE!
  • Favourite game: KINGDOM HEARTS OF COURSE <<33 xx]]]]
  • Favourite gaming platform: ps2/nintendo DS<-- only ones I have O:
  • Favourite cartoon character: Courage the cowardly dog <3 sakka <3 Roxas <3 Axel<3 Luffy <3 L<3 Raito<3 Gaara
  • Personal Quote: I LAUGH OBNOXIOUSLY! D':
  • Tools of the Trade: A tool that SHUT'S THE FUCK UP :D

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Comments


:iconbkdragonrider:
THankieez fur teh fave...
BITCH!


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who me
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:iconemomisha02:
all I have to say in reply to that is two words.


BARK.



NUGGETS.

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Tits ¬_¬
:iconbkdragonrider:
same here..





FUCK.











YOOU!


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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar
Nathan stole the cookie from the cookie jar
who me
yes u
BITCH I DIDNT STEAL NO FUCKING COOKIES!!!

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:iconemomisha02:
shhhhhhh, don't cry.

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:iconbkdragonrider:
D:
is that what you think im doing?
CRYING
well your..
right..
*tear*
ITS THAT SAME FUCKING ROOSTER!
he won't leave me alone!


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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar
Nathan stole the cookie from the cookie jar
who me
yes u
BITCH I DIDNT STEAL NO FUCKING COOKIES!!!

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